To whom it may concern;
I have a complaint about the scent you use in your regular sanitary pads. Besides the sneaky lack of warning on the packaging about their stench (such as the word 'SCENTED'), the scent itself can only be described as Old Cheap No. 5. It's the parent-punishing perfume any seven-year-old girl can and does buy at the corner store for a dollar.
Here is my question: would any woman want her crotch to smell strongly of Old Cheap? No! Even a Chesapeake Bay Retriever refuses to sniff my crotch with that fœtor wafting from it. No one has ever attracted a fun bedmate with an Old Cheap crotch, not even whores, who attract men with their accessibility and shiny jewelry.
So how about changing the scent to something more attractive? Fresh Baked Cinnamon Roll? Rose Garden? New Car? Money? Rare Steak? (Oh, that's right, that one comes naturally when you're on the rag) Doe Urine? Duct Tape? Mashed Potatoes? Clean Laundry? Beer?
I could go on, but my point is that if you must put perfume in your products, almost anything would be an improvement on the currrent scent. I say 'almost' only because I fear you might come out with pad that smells like used kitty litter, brake fluid, or grape Kool-ade.
Thank you for your consideration.
Sincerely,
A Potential Customer (should you mitigate the foulness that is Old Cheap)
P.S. A friend wants to know if you would make tapioca-scented tampons. Thanks.
redplanet@trinidadusa.net
